Saturday, May 21, 2011

8 Months Later

Aaaaand we'ere back!!!

   That was kinda lame huh?  Well i'm sorry that i have taken so freaking long to check in with the internet.  It only just came back up.  Right after my last post New York State lost all power, and that meant i lost all internet.  but eight months later i am back...  wow there is so much to fill you people in on... if you are still there that is...
   The government (or what is remaining of it) just gave me rights to a generator.  They are becoming a little more liberal with those, but not very.  Just lowered the rights level to Journalist, and apparently that applies too me.  So where to begin... lets start with the Great Panic.  This was like a world wide event, the world at first just decided to deny it was happening, the dead rising that is... that didn't turn out to well.  Millions slaughtered.  I think the U.S. woke up just after the middle east.  They were closing their borders tight man, once they were closed you didn't get in or out of that place.
   Anyway the government thought to quell the panic they would show off our military prowess and use all of our greatest technological achivements against the zombies, this was the battle of Yonkers.  It was a massacre for all of our big bombs, we took out maybe a quarter of their numbers.  Only a few men made it out alive, i heard the government had them dig f**kin trenches man, against the living dead!  Well that there was our greatest military defeat in history.
   We, however were not the hardest hit.  Asia was devastated, hell the whole of Japan was evacuated into other countries.  China was a wreck too, the biggest population on earth, the biggest idiots in charge, they were counting on numbers to win the fight, but every time one of their number was bitten, they turned against their friends, and the tables, they didn't turn, they snapped in half.  In the end a civil war took place, and the rebels nuked the S**t out of the secret base of the Chinese leaders
   We still don't know what happened to North Korea.  One day just before the zombies got global, they just disappeared off the face of the earth.  We think one of two things have happened.  Either A, they went underground, or B, they went underground with infected and got slaughtered.
   From what we can tell in Europe, some of the castles have been used for their original purpose, to withstand siege.  As for america, well anyone sane enough, we all retreated west, past the rockies.  We cleared out what land the zombies had and we are holding our ground here.  We have had some reports of camps of survivors up north, probably because the zombies freeze up in the snow.  There are also the damn water logged zombies.  They have been coming up out of the ocean more and more frequently, probably from Japan.  i guess i will catch you guys up to speed in a few days.  I'm only aloud to use this thing for a certain amount of hours, every day.  And then i have my duties to fulfill.  Until next time.


                                                      Sincerely Yours,
                                                                Ralph

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